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Re: witz und eri gägner..
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Fr 31. Jul 2009, 07:44von fantastic
<zindhietche> In England wurde ein Lehrer festgenommen. Bei ihm wurden ein Bleistift, ein Lineal und ein Geodreieck gefunden. Angeblich war er Teil des Al-Gebra Netzwerks und besaß "weapons of math instruction"
Re: witz und eri gägner..
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Sa 15. Aug 2009, 15:54von OnkelBen
Wenn man kleine Affen Äffchen nennt, wie nennt man dann kleine Maden ?
Re: witz und eri gägner..
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Mo 21. Sep 2009, 06:38von OnkelBen
The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good on her , reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend - sometimes even without a secure socket. His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, "I hate commenting!" Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as "Feature Creep." He smacked her back-end and shouted, "Who's your parent node?!" He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, "Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You're 1337, baby!" This caused his stack to overflow, and he shot his GUI on her interface.
